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Wario and Waluigi are doing random things when suddenly a shadow swoops down and passes Princess Peech. When Waluigi investigates, she tries to speak but instead explodes. For some reason, both Waluigi and Peech are unharmed.

WALUIGI: She doesn't have a scratch! What is this, Heroes?!

WARIO: Shut up, geek. We gotta take this to the Shrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

WALUIGI: What's that?

WARIO: Some hippie doctor.

WALUIGI: You mean Shroom? He ate himself five years ago.

WARIO: Crap. He could fix anything. He once fixed my car!

WALUIGI: I forgot to tell you. He wasn't a doctor, he was a mechanic.

WARIO: What to do...

CACKRANDOM: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!111!!!11!1!1oneONE

WARIO: What the f---

CACKRANDOM: I love doing that. I have replaced Peech's voice with high-energy nuclear bombs! Ha, ha, ha!

WALUIGI: Why?

CACKRANDOM: I felt like it. Shut up.

WARIO: I keel you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario uses touch!

Cackrandom falls over dead.

WARIO: She died.

FAWFAIL: Hey! This ketchup says YOU WILL BE PW1N3D!!!

WALUIGI: What ketchup?

FAWFAIL: The one in the tomato sandwich of your doom!

WARIO: Die.

Wario powers up to SSJ3 and eats Fawfail.

WALUIGI: Why did you need to go Goku to eat him?

WARIO: I felt like it.

Wario and Waluigi's faces turn into awesome faces, while Peech spits out the bomb someone set them up.

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