In the beginning, there was nothing, and the Internet was without Wierd Weegee's Wiki. 2Then IMADOOFUS said, Let there be a wikia about the struggles and the laughter of WEEGEE!. And so it was. And IMADOOFUS saw that it was good. 3And IMADOOFUS said, Let there be a clone of WEEGEE! that will represent the human race, and be made in the image of the great meme. And this creature will be called the Clonegee, for it is a clone of WEEGEE!. And so it was. Again IMADOOFUS surveyed all that he had made and saw that it was good. 4And IMADOOFUS said, It is not good for my creation to be alone. I shall make another Clonegee to accompany it. And so it was. And IMADOOFUS once more surveyed all that he had made and saw that it was good. 5And the first Clonegee and the second Clonegee had offspring, and these were the Clonegees that live and rule to this very day.
And the Clonegees were at peace, and ruled together. 2And the Clonegees were as happy as they could be, but they were lonely, for there were no other creatures to accompany them. 3So IMADOOFUS said, Let there be fish, and birds, and wildlife. And so it was. Again IMADOOFUS found that it was good. And IMADOOFUS said, "Now these Clonegees have other animals to be with. 4But the Clonegees were cruel to the animals, and they hunted and killed them. 5And IMADOOFUS said, The Clonegees have grown wicked. I will create a great flood. All land-dwelling life will be killed. 6But there was one Clonegee who was kind and did not hunt. And IMADOOFUS told him, Build a great ark, and fill it with two of each animal, except birds, for they can fly away, and fish, for they breath water. 7And the Clonegee built the ark, and filled it with two of each animal, except birds and fish. And he brought his wife, and it rained for 30 days and 30 nights, and at last the water drained. 8And IMADOOFUS said, I will create a rainbow, which is a promise that never again will there be a flood like this. And every time it rains, that rainbow will appear.
And the Clonegees were once again at peace, and live unto this day.