If you are planning to commit suicide, this How-To booklet has everything you need! Except a cliff.
1: Jump off a cliff. Having an ocean with sharks in it under the cliff is an added bonus.
2: Shoot yourself.
3: Blow yourself up.
4: Have WEEGEE! stare at you.
5: Get into a fight with Nukegee.
6: Fall into a well.
7: Eat yourself.