Back CoverEdit

If you are planning to commit suicide, this How-To booklet has everything you need! Except a cliff.

Actual BookEdit

1: Jump off a cliff. Having an ocean with sharks in it under the cliff is an added bonus.

2: Shoot yourself.

3: Blow yourself up.

4: Have WEEGEE! stare at you.

5: Get into a fight with Nukegee.

6: Fall into a well.

7: Eat yourself.

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